He's Definitely Nuts!

Pardon the pun but this is exactly what I thought after reading this newstory. A man from Malaysia gets nuts stuck in his privates. What the heck? You want to know why he did it right? (Or maybe not!) The nut got stuck on his penis following an erection. He hoped the nut would weigh down his penis to make it longer. Uh, come again? (Don't ask me how he got it in, I've been trying to imagine figure it out myself ha ha ha). He's getting married next week, I guess he wants to impress his bride. After this debacle, his fiancee better think twice before going through with the wedding. Read it here.